Short-form humor

The New Yorker

• Corporate Jargon Adjusted for Quarantine

McSweeney's

• We’ve remodeled our bathroom, so now you have to take a dump behind a sliding barn door

• Things I Have to Say to My Male Colleagues Versus Things They Say to Me

• A Warning from the CDC for all Hallmark Movie Protagonists Returning to Their Hometowns This Christmas

• Complaints I’d Have if I Owned a House Instead of Rented an Apartment

• Jokes I’ve Told That My Male Colleagues Didn’t Like

• Welcome to Gray: The Premiere Island Hideaway for Women of a Certain Age

• Introducing Our Most Aspirational Bag, The Juliette

• Suburban Legends

• OUR Wedding is All About YOU

• Men at Work Song or Men at Your Work Responding to #MeToo Allegations?

• Rainforest Cafe Menu Item or Nickname Given to Justin by His Really Cool Step-Dad, Rick, and Not My Emotionally Withholding, biological father, Doug?

• MTV Casting Call or Catcall?

Weekly Humorist

• More Accurate Names for a Virtual Meeting

• Jimmy Buffet Song or How I’m Explaining the Divorce to My Kids from Inside the New Akron Margaritaville

• Welcome to the “Humpkin Patch,” Connecticut’s Only 18 and Over Pumpkin Patch

• Mary-Kate and Ashley Movies Updated for 2019

The Billfold

• A Real Estate Listing, Translated

• Starfish Inn Seeks Caretaker

The Cooper Review

• 7 Out-of-Office Emails and the People Who Send Them

• 10 Tricks to Appear Smart in Job Interview

Points In Case

• The Truth About Landing a Podcast in Prison

• The Secret to Marriage

• Reasons I’m Buying My Employees Pizza

The Belladonna

• Things Women and Venus Have in Common

• Thank You for Agreeing to Housesit!

• Realistic Self-Care Subscriptions for the New Year

• Why Won't You Buy Our Bestselling, High-Rise, Skinny Jeans?

• 6 Other Items to Clog the Toilet That Are Not Sanitary Napkins

• A Word About Last Night's Corporate Karaoke

• Buckle Up Men: Wednesday the Ladies Are Out of the Office

Slackjaw

• 13 Other Ways to Say “It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere”

• Annotations to Sam Cooke's "Having a Party" That I'm Using to Announce My Totally Chill, No Fuss Weddding

• The White Elephant Gift in the Room

Little Old Lady Comedy

• How to Leverage the Power of Social Media to Promote Old El Paso Taco Seasoning and Gun Control

Lady Pieces

• Today I'm Marrying My Best Friend

Medium

• New Wives’ Tales for 2020

• Medium Announces 9 New, Oddly Specific Publications

• Valentine’s Day Wishes from Your Favorite Suburban Chain Restaurants

• What It’s Like to be a Naturally Gifted Writer